Joke: Early morning jog

March 29th, 2009  / Author: Alex

Kevin Rudd was out jogging one morning along the harbour pathway near Kirribilli House in Sydney when he tripped, fell down a bank and landed in the water below. Before the Security detail guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.

He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Movie World in QLD’

Kevin said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Prime Minister’s airplane.’

The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Speedo ‘SHARK’ bathers.’

Kevin said, ‘I’ll get them for you, and even have Ian Thorpe sign them!’

The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’

Kevin was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’

The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad, tequila, finds out I saved your arse from drowning!’

Source: Pinky, www.ausgamers.com

Kevin Rudd Laugh, Rove

March 26th, 2009  / Author: Alex
Kevin Rudd with bread

We all love the laugh that Rove Live gives Kevin Rudd each week. I’ve done a little homebrew recording and managed to get a sample up here. Click PLAY below to hear it!


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I can’t believe you people fell for this crap!

March 24th, 2009  / Author: Alex
I can't believe you fell for this crap

Haha, I really like this one, it can be accompanied with Kevie’s laugh from the Kevin Rudd P.M. Series on Rove. Click below to hear Kevin Rudd’s laugh!

Kevie eats ear wax

March 4th, 2009  / Author: Alex

Mmmm.. ear wax :P

I’m not taking off my glasses

February 15th, 2009  / Author: Alex

 

LOL at this Corey Worthington rip-off!

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses.

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses.

Who would you turn gay for? Your wife?

February 15th, 2009  / Author: Alex

You’d turn gay for your wife?

Hmm? This has raised many questions…

Rudd salutes George Bush

February 15th, 2009  / Author: Alex

Woopsies…

Kevin Rudd P.M. – Rove Series

February 15th, 2009  / Author: Alex

Kevin Rudd P.M. - Rove SeriesRove is back, and along with it returns the highly rated series “Kevin Rudd P.M.” in its second series. The first episode of the series was seen last weekend (8 Feb 09). All the episodes can be viewed on the Rove Daily website by clicking the link below.

http://www.rovedaily.com.au/video.htm….

Welcome to Kevin Rudd LOL

February 13th, 2009  / Author: Alex

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