Comments on: Joke: Heaven or Hell – Rudd’s choice

By: NP

NP — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 10:17:12 +0000

Kevin Rudd walks into a bar and gets very drunk after losing the power struggle.He heads for the toilet.A few minutes later,there’s a blood-curdling scream.A few minutes after that,another loud scream echoes around the bar.The bartender goes to investigate.’”WHAT’S ALL THE BLOODY SCREAMING ABOUT IN HERE?”he yells.”YOU’RE SCARING MY CUSTOMERS!”
Kevvy the drunk responds,”I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time i try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my jatz crackers.”
The bartender opens the door and looks in.’
“YOU STUPID IDIOT!” he says”YOU’RE SITTING ON THE MOP BUCKET!”

By: NP

NP — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 10:07:24 +0000

FAR TOO LONG!
Julia Gillard walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.A Scraggly old drunk staggers over,takes one look,and says ,”GEEZ,THAT’S THE UGLIEST THING I EVER SAW!”
Julia turns her nose up at him and says”This happens to be a beautiful creature!Go away,you horrible man!
The old pisspot drunk yells,”LADY,I WAS TALKING TO THE DUCK!!”

By: Sophie

Sophie — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 00:25:42 +0000

LOl i wet my pants when i read this…………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: duncan

duncan — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:44:49 +0000

i would love to laugh but this joke is to close to the truth

By: ray-harris

ray-harris — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:28:02 +0000

That joke is purely funny, i just hope that the joke was out when Rudd was doing his campaigning… Now that would’ve been really funny, again it is no problem alex