Joke: Early morning jog
Kevin Rudd was out jogging one morning along the harbour pathway near Kirribilli House in Sydney when he tripped, fell down a bank and landed in the water below. Before the Security detail guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Movie World in QLD’
Kevin said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Prime Minister’s airplane.’
The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Speedo ‘SHARK’ bathers.’
Kevin said, ‘I’ll get them for you, and even have Ian Thorpe sign them!’
The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’
Kevin was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’
The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad, tequila, finds out I saved your arse from drowning!’
Source: Pinky, www.ausgamers.com