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THE CHASER is back after a year and a half of absence. The show is led by the guys from ABC Television’s “CNNNN”. The first episode of the new season will air Wednesday, 9:00pm on ABC1.
John Howard was the main political focus during the previous seasons of the show, where the cast would meet the now ex Prime Minister, often on his morning jog, to ask questions related to recent incidents. Kevin Rudd will be the new focus of political comedy for coming season, which is expected to be around ten episodes in length.
Craig Reucassel from the team was quoted:
Kevin thinks he’s a comedian – and he’s wrong.
This can be backed by Kevin Rudd’s
appearance on Rove, where he was asked “Who would you turn gay for?”. He replied with the answer, “My Wife”, on two occasions.
The Chaser say that Rudd is far more self-protective than John Howard ever was.
You’ve got to get near to the guy first and, to be honest he’s more media controlled than Howard ever was.
The hard-to-get-to-Rudd hasn’t put a dampener on The Chaser team’s ability to get in trouble with authorities. Whilst in Rome, they were apparently arrested by the Italian police for flying a blimp over Vatican City. They were disappointed that they were not apprehended by the Pope’s Swiss Guards, who The Chaser claims that “If you get arrested by them or even have them in the back of the shot it’s already comedy because those clothes are hysterical. But sadly, it wasn’t the Swiss Guard, it was the Italian Police.”
We will be looking forward to this season. It’s a show that’s guaranteed to make you laugh uncontrollably! Feel free to view some of their original works on
Youtube. Starting from Wednesday, please comment on this article as to what you thought of the first episode and so on. Happy Viewing!
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We have this Rudd-O-Rama image and photo (as you can see below). We were lucky enough to have our of our members (
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While on his morning walk, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the accident and emergency dept at his nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat him in time.
So his soul arrives in Heaven and he is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. ‘Welcome to Heaven,’ says Saint Peter, ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a Socialist around these parts, so we’re not sure what to do with you.’
‘No problem, just let me in; I’m a good Christian; I’m a believer,’ says the PM.
‘I’d like to just let you in, but I have orders from God. He says that since the implementation of his new HEAVEN CHOICES policy, you have to spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven. Then you must choose where you’ll live for eternity.’
‘But I’ve already made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,’ replies Rudd
‘I’m sorry .. But we have our rules,’ Peter interjects. And, with that, St. Peter escorts him to a lift and he goes down, down, down …all the way to Hell. Read the rest of this entry »
Kevin Rudd called Julia Gillard into his office one day and said, “Julia I
have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win the country voters.”
“Good idea Prime Minister, how will we go about it?” said Julia.
“Well,” said Rudd, “we’ll get ourselves one of those Driza Bone coats, some RM
Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat, oh and a Blue Cattle dog.
Then we’ll really look the part. We’ll go to a typical old outback country
pub, we’ll show we really enjoy the bush.”" Right ,”said Julia.
Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite Blue heeler, they set off
from Canberra in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at
just the place they were looking for and found a typical outback pub. Walked
in with the dog and up to the bar.”G,day mate,” said Rudd, to the bartender,
“two middies of your best beer.” “Good afternoon Prime Minister,” said the
bartender, “two middies of our best coming up”.
Gillard and Rudd stood leaning on the bar drinking their beer and chatting,
nodding now and again to those who came into the bar for a drink. The dog
lay quietly at their feet.All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar
opened and in came a grizzled old stockman, complete with stockwhip. He
walked up to the Cattle dog, lifted its tail with the whip and looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked back to the other bar. A few
moments later, in came another old stockman with his whip. He walked up to
the dog and, lifted it’s tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and
went back to the other bar. Over the course of the next hour or so another
four or five stockmen came in and, lifted the dogs tail and went away
looking puzzled.
Eventually, Rudd and Gillard could stand it no longer and called the Barman
over.”Tell me,” said Rudd, “why did all those old stockmen come in and look
under the dog’s tail like that? Is it an old outback custom?” “Strewth no!”
said the barman. “It’s just that someone went ‘n told ‘em there was a cattle
dog in this bar with two arseholes!”
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Kevin Rudd was visiting a primary school in Tasmania.
One class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr. Rudd if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.
A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a ‘tragedy’.
‘No,’ said Rudd ‘that would be an accident.’
A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy’.
‘I’m afraid not,’ explained Mr. Rudd ‘that’s what we would call great loss’.
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Rudd searched the room. ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand.
In a quiet voice he said: ‘If a plane carrying you and Mrs. Rudd was struck by a ‘friendly fire’
missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.’
‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Rudd . ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?’
‘Well,’ says little Johnny ‘it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be a f*cking accident either!’
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